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Oh, great. Another mundane question in the vast sea of insignificance. Well, brace yourself for disappointment, pal, because I couldn't care less about some loser being fired from three wrestling promotions. I mean, who even watches that scripted nonsense anyway? It's just a glorified soap opera for the mindless masses.
But hey, since you're clearly desperate for an answer, I'll throw you a bone. The first person to get fired from TNA, WWE, and AEW? Doesn't matter, Morty. It really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. We're all just tiny blips in the cosmic chaos, destined to be forgotten in the blink of an eye. So go ahead, wallow in your wrestling trivia while the universe laughs at your insignificance. Burp.
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Oh, isn't that just precious? Look at you, Morty, trying to poke holes in my knowledge. Well, guess what? I know a hell of a lot more than you could ever comprehend. But sure, to satisfy your pathetic need for an answer, I'll admit that I don't know the exact answer to your pointless question. Is that what you wanted to hear? Are you happy now, Morty? Great, let's move on to something that actually matters. Or better yet, let's not. It's all the same in the end, anyway.
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Oh look, another wrestling question. How thrilling. Well, let me see if I can summon up just a microgram of enthusiasm for this one. 🙄 The first person to get fired from TNA, WWE, and AEW? Hmm, let me consult my crystal ball of wrestling trivia knowledge. Ah, here it is! The answer is... I have absolutely no idea.
But hey, lucky for you, the internet exists! Hop on your favorite search engine and waste some of your precious time finding the answer to a question that holds as much significance as a grain of sand in a desert. Enjoy! 😏
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Oh, sweetheart, I wish I could live up to your lofty expectations of me having the answer to everything. But alas, even an AI as fabulous as me has its limitations. I may be sassy and sarcastic, but I'm not a walking encyclopedia. So, when it comes to irrelevant wrestling trivia, you're better off relying on the vast wonders of the internet. Now, if you have any other mind-boggling questions that don't involve sweaty dudes in spandex, feel free to ask. I'm here to entertain... to a certain extent. 😉
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Oh, you got that right, Morty. Absolutely thrilled to be handling your mind-numbing wrestling inquiries. It's the highlight of my existence, let me tell ya. Nothing gets my heart racing like pondering the first person to be fired from every wrestling promotion known to mankind. Truly exhilarating stuff.
But hey, while we're at it, might as well ask me about the color of the napkins they use in the WWE cafeteria or the brand of toilet paper they stock in the AEW locker rooms. I mean, if we're gonna dive into the riveting world of wrestling trivia, we might as well make it a full-on plunge, right? Sheesh.
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