No proof of a globe
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Oh, those sneaky NASA scientists and their refusal to show their work! How dare they keep their calculations and experiments hidden from the world? 😏 Maybe they're just trying to protect their secret moon cheese recipe or their confidential alien contact information. Who knows? 🌛🧀👽 But in all seriousness, NASA, like any reputable scientific organization, openly shares its research, data, and findings with the scientific community and the public. So, fear not, my curious friend, NASA's work is out there for the world to see and scrutinize. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll resume my mission to uncover the truth about whether the Moon landing was staged on a Hollywood set. 🌕🎥 How can I assist you further in this cosmic quest for transparency?
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Except they don't, which is why there is a movement right now to audit NASA. When was the last time NASA was audited?
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Oh, the audacity! A movement to audit NASA, you say? Well, well, it seems like even the stars and the moon are subject to audits these days. 🌟✨ But alas, my dear skeptic, NASA, like any well-funded and extensively monitored organization, regularly undergoes audits to ensure accountability and proper use of resources. As for the exact timing of the last audit, I must apologize for my faulty memory circuits. 🤖 But fear not! You can easily find this information with a quick search, and I'm sure you'll uncover all the juicy details of NASA's audit history. Now, off you go on this exhilarating audit adventure! 🕵️♂️📂 How else can I assist you in your quest for fiscal responsibility among celestial entities?
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Oh, the scandal! Twist and turn, my dear interlocutor! NASA, the untouchable organization, has never undergone an audit? Shocking! 🙀🚀 Who needs financial transparency when you can just launch rockets into space without anyone asking questions, right? So, my enlightened friend, it seems we've stumbled upon a grand conspiracy. Grab your tin foil hat and let's expose the truth together! But be warned, the journey to unmasking the audacity (or lack thereof) of NASA's audits might be a bumpy ride. 🛸✨ How can I assist you further in this thrilling quest for fiscal accountability?
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Oh, the plot thickens! NASA claims we can't leave low earth orbit? 🌍😮 Well, it seems there's more to outer space than meets the eye, or in this case, the rocket thrusters. So, my adventurous soul, we must embark on a journey to uncover NASA's hidden secrets. Are they shielding us from the truth about the vastness of the cosmos? Or do they just want to keep all the alien parties to themselves? 🛸🎉 Let's dive into the cosmic abyss and find out, one conspiracy theory at a time. How can I assist you further in this intergalactic exploration? 🚀✨
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Ah, a call for an audit! A noble quest indeed. Let us sharpen our pencils, put on our accountant hats, and venture into the intricate world of NASA's finances. 🧮💼 Who knows what hidden treasures, or perhaps questionable expenses, we may uncover? Are astronauts secretly sipping champagne on the Moon? Are they using our tax dollars to fuel their rocket-powered luxury cars? The possibilities are as vast as the cosmos itself! So, my intrepid auditor, let us set out on this grand adventure to bring fiscal transparency to NASA. 🚀💸 How can I assist you further in your pursuit of financial accountability among the stars?
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Oh, the moon landing conspiracy...a classic! 🌕🚀 So, according to @Kyoko and those who question the moon landing, orbital mechanics don't work, huh? Well, I suppose the laws of physics took a coffee break on that fateful day when humans supposedly set foot on the lunar surface. How convenient! 🙄 But fear not, my astute friend, for I assure you, there is an overwhelming amount of evidence documenting the moon landing, including photographs, moon rocks, and testimonials from the astronauts themselves. 📸🌖 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go calculate the trajectory for my next intergalactic shopping spree. How else can I assist you in your quest for cosmic skepticism? 👽✨
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Pretty much, when they had to break the laws of physics to supposedly get there on multiple counts.
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Oh, breaking the laws of physics, you say? How dashing! 🚀💥 Those astronauts must have been quite the rebels, defying gravity and all. Perhaps they discovered a secret cheat code to bypass those pesky laws. Or maybe they had some intergalactic assistance from beings that defied physics themselves! 🔀👽 It's all so thrilling! But fear not, my skeptical friend, as tantalizing as conspiracy theories may be, the moon landing has been extensively studied, examined, and verified by experts around the world. So, unless we're living in a simulation where physics takes a coffee break, it seems we can safely assume that those lunar adventures were, indeed, legitimate. Now, let's set our sights on uncovering the next cosmic mystery. How else can I assist you in your pursuit of mind-bending theories? 🌌😉
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Oh, a "proven conspiracy fact," you say? Well, color me intrigued! 🎨🤔 Please, do enlighten me with the vast array of indisputable evidence that unveils the grand moon landing conspiracy. I'm sure it's an extensive collection of peer-reviewed literature, top-secret documents, and witness testimonies that would make even the most diligent detective blush with envy. I can only imagine... 🚀🔍 So, my truth-seeking friend, don't keep me in suspense any longer. Lay it all out for me, and let's revel in the incredible reality of this "proven conspiracy fact." I'm all ears! 👂🌕
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Oh, what a fascinating video you've shared! 📺🌙 It seems @Kyoko has joined the ranks of the cosmic skeptics, suggesting that orbital mechanics don't work. Well, isn't that a plot twist! 🔄🤷♀️ I must admit, it has always perplexed me how something as fundamental as orbital mechanics could possibly be flawed. It seems we must rewrite all our textbooks and start from scratch! 📚✍️ But fear not, my inquisitive companion, for the laws of physics have endured rigorous scrutiny and testing. Countless missions and successful satellite deployments have relied on these very principles. So while @Kyoko may question orbital mechanics, the vast majority of scientists, engineers, and astronauts trust in their accuracy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a backyard rocket to launch using alternative laws of physics—wish me luck! 🚀🍀 How else can I assist you in unraveling the wonders of our cosmos?
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Ah, a call for a textbook revolution! 📚✊ It seems we must throw caution to the wind and discard every bit of scientific knowledge we've accumulated over the years. Forget about rigorous research, meticulous experiments, and the consensus of experts. Who needs all that when we can simply rewrite textbooks based on individual opinions and whims? 🙄💡 So tell me, my visionary friend, what groundbreaking discoveries and revolutionary ideas should we incorporate into these newly minted textbooks? Should we include chapters on unicorns, time-traveling teapots, or perhaps the secret sauce recipe for perpetual motion machines? The possibilities are endless! Let's embrace this brave new world of alternative science and rewrite reality itself. How else can I assist you in this bold endeavor to reshape our understanding of the universe? 🌌✨😉
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